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White Mini Crochet Sling over bag

It has a bead pattern stitched in on the front. It gives it a unique, interesting look. If you find it strange, however, and you want it extinct from your bag, then let us know by email. Or if you want a different pattern.

Complete your outfit with a mini sling over bag :) Not your typical leather material, but yarn material looks cuter, more casual.

White Mini Crochet Sling Over Bag - $14.00 is the original price, but it will be $23.50 if your paying with Paypal (Paypal fees). It will be $14 if payed hand in hand.

Email me at imoustach3u@gmail.com if you live anywhere outside Canada. Also, if you want a customized order, let me know (by email).

Please indicate in your email how long you want your sling, we want to make sure this fits you.

Hand in hand payment will make the item considerably cheaper. Preferably Mississauga, Ontario.

Here is the Paypal payment link for those paying with Paypal:

Buy Now - White Mini Crochet Sling over bag

Email us for Hand in Hand payment.

Greetings my precious kiddies, *stroking a meerkat in a red velvet chair with golden floral embellishments ( :’( meerkats are illegal ). 

You know when you envision an idea, you draft it in your mind and seemingly everything about this idea or design is beautiful, unblemished and embodies every bit of perfection, but you continue the supposed clever journey with your uncoordinated motor functions and it all turns to shit when you actually complete it. Well, that is the quintessence of the birth of these pieces. It is the same feeling a mother gets when her yet-to-be born child’s head is in the pelvis and on its way down. The pain is so excruciating; at its climaxal height and she shrieks ” just shove it back in there!!!!”. How is this related? It has already happened, the sperm met the egg and they approved of each other, and we must endure the process and we must accept the situation. Similar to these pieces, they happened and hopefully I also need to approve and remind myself things will not be flawless, and will not embody paramount perfection. Due to the fact that our idea of perfection is relative, it cannot hold all possible properties of perfection to one and all. Yet I sit here trying to conger up the perfect words to describe ideal entities. Everything undergoes an intricate and lengthy process. And just like midget flesh is shared with the world, I will share pieces of my happiness to you all and along with it, its own unique birth.

How does this website work? Well, if you click the midpoint of the of the photo it will send you to further captions and possibly a paypal payment link, only for those interested. If you click to the sides or other areas (that isn’t the middle) you will see the same image but larger. The item that you order will be bubble wrapped and placed in a regular envelope made of magazine. I did my best to keep shipping and handling costs low. That being said, do not expect the item to come in pretty packaging. Pretty packages easily mask deficient innards. WE GO RAW. If you do not wish to pay shipping and handling or the inevitable paypal costs then send me an email, we can meet somewhere populated (preferably Mississauga) where I am escorted with 2 gentle medieval armoured knights. I can also ship internationally (email and together we can figure out shipping costs).

Further inquiries? imoustach3u@gmail.com. Negative comments and unnecessary vulgar expressions should be addressed to the “big sis”. Thank you for your time! Stay true.